class EventHandlers::Actors::BruceBear < EventHandlers::ChatBase
# Auto-Generated by robin on Mon Oct 13 21:22:39 -0400 2008
def start_4 # Default Chat -> Start
alias :state_86 :start_4
def state_87 # Default Chat -> Oblivious
actor_says "Oh good. Tho I guess you would you thay you’re “open-minded”?"
choice :state_88, :say => "Yeah, a little bit…"
def state_88 # Default Chat -> Open Anus
actor_says "How about “open-anused”?"
choice :state_89, :say => "Umm…not really…"
def state_89 # Default Chat -> Teasing
actor_says "Tee-hee. I’m just teasing, honey. But lithen: I need you to <b>do me</b>..."
actor_says "...do me a favor, that is. <img src=\"/uploads/final/59dbd65cf768cc9a879d13eae79d755d.png\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" />"
actor_says "How would you like to prove your love to me? I promise the reward will be better than, ohhhh, finding a man with three dicks and six assholes, for instance."
actor_says "That’s a good thing."
choice :state_90, :say => "Wait, where would all those extra assholes go?"
def state_90 # Default Chat -> The Barn
actor_says "Okay, better than a <span class=\"flezz\">1,000</span> gift thertificate at Pottery Barn, okay, grumpypants?"
choice :state_91, :say => "Well, I could use some more scented candles."
# ... much more follows