irb(main):001:0> require 'lolz'
irb(main):002:0> require 'json'
irb(main):003:0> require 'open-uri'

irb(main):004:0> str = JSON.parse(open("http://api.postrank.com/v2/feed/info/?appkey=ff-postrank&format=json&id=http://www.igvita.com").read)
=> {"xml"=>"http://igvita.com/feed/", "ttl"=>60, "title"=>"igvita.com", "id"=>"421df2d86ab95100de7dcc2e247a08ab", "feed_id"=>1, "description"=>"A goal is a dream with a deadline.", "link"=>"http://igvita.com/", "image"=>{"title"=>"PostRank", "url"=>"http://www.postrank.com/graphics/header_logo.png", "link"=>"http://postrank.com"}}

irb(main):005:0> puts Ruby2Lolz.translate(str.inspect)
OH HAI
I CAN HAS Xml
http://igvita.com/feed/
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Ttl
60
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Title
igvita.com
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Id
421df2d86ab95100de7dcc2e247a08ab
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Feed_id
1
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Description
A goal is a dream with a deadline.
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Link
http://igvita.com/
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Image
OH HAI
I CAN HAS Title
PostRank
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Url
http://www.postrank.com/graphics/header_logo.png
KTHNX.
I CAN HAS Link
http://postrank.com
KTHNX.
KTHNX.
KTHNX.
KTHNX.
=> nil