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October 23, 2014
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Питер. Маляры стоя на лесах реставрируют некое здание. Внизу площадь, фонтан, люди ходят... И так случилось, что захотелось одному по малой нужде. А слезать неохота. Он и говорит второму:
- Дай-ка я прям сверху...
- Ты что, там же люди ходят!
- А ты меня придержи за пояс, я тогда чуток свешусь - и прям в фонтан!
Договорились. Один держит, другой штаны расстегивает, и тут первый возьми да и чихни! Второй так и полетел...
История:
Год спустя. В кафе беседуют три американки. Спорят, в какой стране самые сексуальные мужчины. Одна говорит:

October 23, 2014
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Третья:
- Ой, девки, это все фигня! Вот была недавно в России...
Первые две:
- Ну-у?!

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Третья:

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Character Quiz
35 Miramax Halloween costume ideas

Wednesday October 22, 2014Add a comment
Halloween is less than two weeks away - do you know who you're dressing up as yet? If you need a little inspiration, we've picked out 35 great characters from our films for you to choose from - you just need to play our 'Who's That?' quiz.

October 23, 2014
3:27AM EDT

She never 
wanted 
To cry over a boy 

She always 
needed 
Some sort of ploy 

October 23, 2014
3:27AM EDT

Sweet Nothings. 

I'll always be yours 
And you'll always be mine 
Sweet love 
Just absolutely divine. 

October 23, 2014
3:26AM EDT

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October 23, 2014
3:26AM EDT

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October 23, 2014
3:26AM EDT

★  悟空丶 🐵🐵
实习经理
2.82km

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October 23, 2014
3:21AM EDT

706 Photos, 14 Videos

October 23, 2014
3:19AM EDT

without --pme

y4m  [info]: 1920x1080 fps 5000/100 i420p8 frames 0 - 29 of 501
yuv  [info]: reconstructed images 1920x1080 fps 5000/100 i420
x265 [info]: HEVC encoder version 1.3+728-372a8230110a
x265 [info]: build info [Windows][MSVC 1700][64 bit] 8bpp
x265 [info]: using cpu capabilities: MMX2 SSE2Fast SSSE3 SSE4.2 AVX

October 23, 2014
3:18AM EDT

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include "TDALista.h"

typedef struct Nodo{
    void* elem;
    struct Nodo* next;

October 23, 2014
3:13AM EDT

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include "TDALista.h"



int comparador(void* a, void* b){

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3:13AM EDT

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October 23, 2014
3:05AM EDT

00:00.0 Host bridge: Intel Corporation Mobile 4 Series Chipset Memory Controller Hub (rev 07)
        Subsystem: Dell Device 0233
        Kernel driver in use: agpgart-intel
00:02.0 VGA compatible controller: Intel Corporation Mobile 4 Series Chipset Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 07)
        Subsystem: Dell Device 0233
        Kernel driver in use: i915
00:02.1 Display controller: Intel Corporation Mobile 4 Series Chipset Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 07)

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