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July 31, 2015
7:20AM EDT

private void showIncomingAlert() {
                handler.post(new Runnable() {
                        @Override
                        public void run() {
                                if (incomingAlert == null) {
                                        incomingAlert = new AlertDialog.Builder(
                                                        IncomingPhoneActivity.this)

July 31, 2015
7:17AM EDT

It was quite strange actually.

The first number popped into view when I was about 12 years old. It was a solid 4 that looked like something straight out of Times New Roman font. That 4 I remember, hovered above a big scruffy looking man with a tattoo of a stripper on his left arm. I didn't think of it as much at the time. I was 12, and I thought that these numbers were part of growing up.

The next day at school, I saw numbers….everywhere. Everyone had a number above their head. Mrs Ball, had a 1. The girl sitting by herself during recess had a 1. My best friend had a 0. Even my dog had a 1 above his little head.

I was quite stupid actually. At one point, I started bragging to my friends about how I became a man at the tender age of 12. When I told them how I saw numbers above peoples heads, they simply looked at me and probably wondered why they were friends with me in the first place.

July 31, 2015
7:15AM EDT

Lejeune ahmaad123

July 31, 2015
7:12AM EDT

NAME           PROPERTY    VALUE               SOURCE
pool1          mountpoint  /mnt/pool1          local
pool1/backup   mountpoint  /mnt/pool1/backup   inherited from pool1
pool1/files    mountpoint  /mnt/pool1/files    inherited from pool1
pool1/private  mountpoint  /mnt/pool1/private  inherited from pool1
pool1/shows    mountpoint  /mnt/pool1/shows    inherited from pool1

July 31, 2015
7:09AM EDT

Iron(i) Man RT @maspiyungan: Jokowi Minta Diberlakukan Kembali Pasal "Penghinaan Presiden" Yg Dihapus MK...... Error: Your address is banned from shortening URLs due to abuse of our service in the past. If this is in error please contact us, including the following information in the email:<br />IP address - 112.215.66.78.

July 31, 2015
7:09AM EDT

Iron(i) Man RT @maspiyungan: Jokowi Minta Diberlakukan Kembali Pasal "Penghinaan Presiden" Yg Dihapus MK... Error: Your address is banned from shortening URLs due to abuse of our service in the past. If this is in error please contact us, including the following information in the email:<br />IP address - 112.215.66.75.

July 31, 2015
7:09AM EDT

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>

void main(void)
{
        char str[1002], temp[1002];
        char menu, ch;

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

- name: run test suite on API server
  hosts: api-old
  user: root
  gather_facts: no

  tasks:
  - name: restart apiservers

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

Kebelinger RT @ardianasmar: RT @ITJJakarta_: Beginikah cara tafsir ala Liberalist? #IndonesiaTanpaJIL cc......... Error: Your address is banned from shortening URLs due to abuse of our service in the past. If this is in error please contact us, including the following information in the email:<br />IP address - 112.215.66.70.

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

Kebelinger RT @ardianasmar: RT @ITJJakarta_: Beginikah cara tafsir ala Liberalist? #IndonesiaTanpaJIL cc...... Error: Your address is banned from shortening URLs due to abuse of our service in the past. If this is in error please contact us, including the following information in the email:<br />IP address - 112.215.66.70.

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

$(document).ready(function(){
        $(window).scroll(function(){
        $("body").scrollTop();
        $("#shadows").slideToggle({'opacity':'1'},1);
   })
   })

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

Kebelinger RT @ardianasmar: RT @ITJJakarta_: Beginikah cara tafsir ala Liberalist? #IndonesiaTanpaJIL cc... Error: Your address is banned from shortening URLs due to abuse of our service in the past. If this is in error please contact us, including the following information in the email:<br />IP address - 112.215.66.68.

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

Kebelinger RT @ardianasmar: RT @ITJJakarta_: Beginikah cara tafsir ala Liberalist? #IndonesiaTanpaJIL cc @ssirah... Error: Your address is banned from shortening URLs due to abuse of our service in the past. If this is in error please contact us, including the following information in the email:<br />IP address - 112.215.66.78.

July 31, 2015
7:07AM EDT

Šla jsem po chodbě ubytovacího zařízení pochybné kvality - vracela jsem se z toalety - a on zrovna vyšel ze svého pokoje. 
'Dobrý...' řekla jsem mu a usmála se na něj. Co taky jiného, když jsme se dnes viděli snad šestsetkrát. Prošli jsme kolem sebe, on se jenom zasmál a já přišla ke gauči, který stál na chodbě a který by pravděpodobně mohl vyprávět historky staré několik dekád. Bázlivě jsem se na něj usadila a vytáhla mobil z kapsy. Začala jsem hrát hru, jako pravý asociál. Z jednoho z pokojů vytryskla salva smíchu.

Vyšel z pánské toalety a ještě si zapínal kalhoty. Krásné, červené kalhoty. Na profesora prostě vypadal až moc dobře. Spolu se srdcelámajícími kalhotami ještě měl na sobě ještě dokonalou hippiesáckou košili, která na mě snad celý den volala: 'Osahej si mě a pak mučivě sundej.'

V momentu, kdy jsem si začala představovat, jak bez té košile a sexy kalhot asi vypadá, jsem si uvědomila, že místo toho, aby vešel do svého pokoje, míří přímo ke mně. KE MNĚ! Zmobilizovala jsem všechen intelekt a vymazala další myšlenku na sex z hlavy. Prozatím.

July 31, 2015
7:06AM EDT

[siftu@ss-nas-01 /bin]$ df -i /mnt/ss-nas-01
Filesystem 1K-blocks     Used     Avail Capacity iused      ifree %iused  Mounted on
ss-nas-01  911020816 13738432 897282384     2%    1236 1794564768    0%   /mnt/ss-nas-01

July 31, 2015
7:01AM EDT

I was fourteen when it all started. I'd been out one day, waiting for some friends at the park, as you do. I was eating a chocolate bar and apathetically tossed the wrapper aside. An old lady approached me.

"Don't you have any respect? Pick that up."

Naturally I ignored her, being the lovely young man that I was until she screamed.

"Fine! Have it your way! If you shall litter the Earth, then I shall litter your mind."

July 31, 2015
7:00AM EDT

Pablo
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July 31, 2015
6:58AM EDT

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July 31, 2015
6:55AM EDT

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July 31, 2015
6:53AM EDT

Meir Ezra: Fuel delivery pathway control

Another feature of the present invention is that the various valves and controls can be protected from being manually overridden by placing the valves and other sensors in a protective enclosure or dome. The enclosure can be constructed to detect an attempt to mechanically access or manually manipulate the valves. A number of different types of devices can be used for this purpose. The valves can be placed in a vacuum or pressurized chamber, such that a pressure change caused by manual interference causes shutdown and lockdown of all valves that cannot be overridden. An electronic or light controlled interference detector or other such device could also be used. Any controls or measuring devices can be protected in this manner.

While the controls of this invention are designed to be administered by a computer in accordance with programmed instructions and data input from the various components of the system, the system also can be set up so that the approval of an individual operator is necessary for fuel transfer operation.

The system implemented in accordance with the present invention addresses the significant problems experienced by the major participants in the fueling industry. Depot/terminal operators want to increase their control over the fuel delivery process, eliminate fuel theft and fuel degradation, and ensure the correct amount and grade of fuel is properly delivered to the correct service station safely. Oil companies want to maintain and increase customer loyalty and profits. Home base operators need to control mobile fueling and in-house fueling facilities and fleet owners want to eliminate fraud committed by drivers and depot operators and gain real time control over their fleet vehicle.

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