<?php
/** * Determine whether someone is saved according to algorithm defined in Romans 10:9 (Christian Bible, NCV) * * Scriptural reference: http://read.ly/Rom10.9.NCV * * Inspired by a much less accurate version: http://www.cafepress.ca/+ash_grey_tshirt_romans_109_php,25860943 * * @param object $person Person object. Maybe we can use Genesis to define all its properties and methods. * @return boolean True if $person is saved, false if they are not. */functionis_saved($person) {
/** * Prepare our variables */$claims_jesus_is_lord='';
$believes_in_zombie_jesus='';
/** * Check whether they have declared that Jesus is Lord */$oral_declarations=$person->get_oral_decalarations();
if (in_array('Jesus is Lord', $oral_declarations))
$claims_jesus_is_lord=true;
/** * Check whether they believe in their heart that Jesus was raised from the dead */$coronary_beliefs=$person->get_coronary_beliefs();
if (in_array('God raised Jesus from the dead', $coronary_beliefs))
$believes_in_zombie_jesus=true;
/** * Make sure they are doing both */if ( $claims_jesus_is_lordAND$believes_in_zombie_jesus )
returntrue;
elsereturnfalse;
}
?>