irb(main):001:0> require 'lolz'
irb(main):002:0> require 'json'
irb(main):003:0> require 'open-uri'

irb(main):004:0> str = JSON.parse(open("http://api.postrank.com/v2/feed/info/?appkey=ff-postrank&format=json&id=http://www.igvita.com").read)
=> {"xml"=>"http://igvita.com/feed/", "ttl"=>60, "title"=>"igvita.com", "id"=>"421df2d86ab95100de7dcc2e247a08ab", "feed_id"=>1, "description"=>"A goal is a dream with a deadline.", "link"=>"http://igvita.com/", "image"=>{"title"=>"PostRank", "url"=>"http://www.postrank.com/graphics/header_logo.png", "link"=>"http://postrank.com"}}

irb(main):005:0> puts Ruby2Lolz.translate(str.inspect)
OH HAI
  I CAN HAS Xml
     http://igvita.com/feed/
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Ttl
     60
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Title
     igvita.com
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Id
     421df2d86ab95100de7dcc2e247a08ab
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Feed_id
     1
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Description
     A goal is a dream with a deadline.
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Link
     http://igvita.com/
  KTHNX.
  I CAN HAS Image
     OH HAI
      I CAN HAS Title
         PostRank
      KTHNX.
      I CAN HAS Url
         http://www.postrank.com/graphics/header_logo.png
      KTHNX.
      I CAN HAS Link
         http://postrank.com
      KTHNX.
    KTHNX.
  KTHNX.
KTHNX.
=> nil